Apples, Crackers, and Musicals in New York

“Welcome to the United States of America. Did you bring any food items with you today, sir?” “Some apples and carrots.” “….Please come with me, sir.” Shit “Sir, you’re aware you can not bring fruit or vegetables into the country…correct?” “Yes sir.” “See here, on the customs form where it says ‘I am in possessionContinue reading “Apples, Crackers, and Musicals in New York”