“Welcome to the United States of America. Did you bring any food items with you today, sir?” “Some apples and carrots.” “….Please come with me, sir.” Shit “Sir, you’re aware you can not bring fruit or vegetables into the country…correct?” “Yes sir.” “See here, on the customs form where it says ‘I am in possessionContinue reading “Apples, Crackers, and Musicals in New York”
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Trolls, Chechnyan’s, and $10 Beers
I land before Ivana even takes off, and am instantly placed into contrasting climates and locals. The sunny Gdańsk park I had previously been sweating and eating hummus in had turned into a cold, drizzly Norwegian fjord at the Haugesund airport. But the sea air is so fresh, and it feels a bit nice toContinue reading “Trolls, Chechnyan’s, and $10 Beers”